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Thou Art Served: by Paul and Mario

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panel 1: Paul

Paul: In case you were wondering, it was the cliff that 'he' jumped off of.

panel 2: Paul

Paul: ... True story.

panel 3: Mario

Mario: Paul sure does like to give me a minimum of material to work with. He practically begs for me to throw in random crap like the AIM Man.

panel 4: Mario

Mario: Is he saying his name before every statement? And if so, how would a listener perceive 'red' text? Is that shouting? Or is it possible to have some sort of 'red' inflection when speaking? And how can I learn how to do this?

Oh, there we go.

panel 5: Paul

Paul: If I had an age gun, I would shoot it at Britney Spears' chest.

panel 6: Paul

Paul: If I had an age gun, I don't think it would work on Bob Saget. He is, after all, the most powerful sorcerer in the known universe.

panel 7: Mario

Mario: Witch's Brew would not be where it is today without the magical Google image search. Bless you Google.

This has little or nothing to do with Bob Saget/AIM Man.

panel 8: Mario

Mario: You know, the Olsen Twins are 18 now. Some guys point this out to celebrate the fact that they can think dirty thoughts about the Olsen Twins without getting weird looks (though they still will), but I twist the truth into some perverted alien conspiracy theory (this will also get me weird looks, no doubt).

panel 9: Paul

Paul: After sinking into obscurity in America, Kid and Play moved to Japan to endorse McDonald's fast food restaurants.

panel 10: Paul

Paul: While creating this image, I was served.

panel 11: Mario

Mario: I'm still not entirely certain whether "service" or "servitude" would be the proper word when talking about getting served. The source material never sufficiently elaborated on the subject.

panel 12: Mario

Mario: An unchecked serve is a dangerous thing. Please, before wantonly serving another human being, read the owner's manual.

panel 13: Paul

Paul: Little known fact, Ray Charles could kick Ronald Reagan's sorry Alzheimer's ass.

panel 14: Paul

Paul: I have nothing left to say...

panel 15: Mario

Mario: Let this go down in history as the first (and most likely last) animated Witch's Brew panel "evar". I consider the backwards "RIP" to be my greatest contribution to mankind's evolution. Again, "evar".

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Witch's Brew created by Paul Coe, Geoff Kottmeier and Mario Panighetti. Witch's Brew, with the exception of all original characters and dialogue, is not copywritten.