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Heck In A Handbasket: by Paul, Mario and Geoff

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panel 1: Paul

Paul: Daler Mendhi is a light in the darkness. He's been standing there for weeks, no one has been able to sleep.

panel 2: Mario

Mario: Hey look, it's Tomo-chan and Osaka, from Azumanga Daioh, a manga that should be required reading for all ages! Because, you know, it's awesome... Read this panel from right-to-left (the traditional direction for Japanese comics), or left-to-right: it's just as zany in both directions!

panel 3: Geoff

Geoff: As hard as I tried, I couldn't find out Mario's manga. So I used my favorite, FLCL. And by the way, the dance is half the fun of the song. Just try it if you don't believe me.

panel 4: Paul

Paul: Poor Walter. Whenever he is having a good time, people ask why he isn't smiling, reminding him of his disability.

panel 5: Mario

Mario: Disabled anti-aliasing represents sadness in this panel.

panel 6: Geoff

Geoff: Nobody knows...

But Jeeeeesuuuuusss....

panel 7: Paul

Paul: All Indians come standard with bionic wrist-implants.

panel 8: Mario

Mario: At this point, I was running out of unique Daler Mendhi images on Google. As I recall, he's holding a soda can in his left hand. And yet he can still do the hand thing with relative ease! Is there anything this man isn't capable of?

panel 9: Geoff

Geoff: This is a double reference. My evil high school vice principal, and to Paul's and my first movie, The Hand of No Return. Somehow, (without anyone who made it being involved) this movie ended up entered in a film festival in 2004. We'll see where that goes...

panel 10: Paul


panel 11: Mario

Mario: By the time Mr. Hand got to me, I had no friggin' clue who it was. But really, this is the beauty of the Witch's Brew.

Strange, I neglected to use my standard fire pic. It must have been an off day.

panel 12: Geoff

Geoff: Is it too soon?...

panel 13: Paul

Paul: Some might think Hell is all fun and games, but that's just plain wrong. Somebody has to help Satan with Hell's outdated filing-system.

panel 14: Mario

Mario: The ghosts are from Pac-Man, of course. Unfortunately, while Inky, Blinky and Pinky are present, I neglected to include Clyde. But do not shed tears for Clyde; I'm sure he's in a better place.

panel 15: Geoff


panel 16: Paul


panel 17: Mario

Mario: One time a quantum singularity was keeping me up all night, with its rock n' roll music and it's MTV. But when I tried to explain this to the authorities, they tied me up in this white jacket and threw me in a padded room. That really sucked.

panel 18: Geoff

Geoff: I had such a love-hate relationship with physics...

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Witch's Brew created by Paul Coe, Geoff Kottmeier and Mario Panighetti. Witch's Brew, with the exception of all original characters and dialogue, is not copywritten.